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21st March 09, 10:09 AM
#11
I've not worn a kilt for any length of time, so hadn't encountered this.
Now I've got one more thing to worry about........
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21st March 09, 10:10 AM
#12
Just wait til you get a little older and the rate of flow will drop off enough that it shouldn't be a problem anymore, as you will be lucky if is dribbles out like a slow leaky faucet.
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21st March 09, 11:08 AM
#13
Originally Posted by Riverkilt
One can also go into a stall and sit normally. If men have the right to wear kilts then we also have the right to relieve ourselves sitting down if we chose. Even if its only #1.
I really wish more men would. I only ever stand up to "go" if I can't figure out any other alternative.
Which brings me to this...
Fellas, I have news for you: your aim is not as good as you think it is! Lift the seat please if you have to stand before the bowl.
Regards,
Rex.
At any moment you must be prepared to give up who you are today for who you could become tomorrow.
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21st March 09, 11:18 AM
#14
Reminds me. Once heard that in the restrooms of English trains there were unpunctuated signs that could be read either as a statement or a command.
"Gentlemen lift the lid"
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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21st March 09, 11:40 AM
#15
For all those, not "sharpshooter" qualified:
Perhaps a Foley Catheter?
Last edited by acstoon; 21st March 09 at 11:46 AM.
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21st March 09, 11:46 AM
#16
When kilted I prefer to sit down...
[B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="1"]Reverend Earl Trefor the Sublunary of Kesslington under Ox, Venerable Lord Trefor the Unhyphenated of Much Bottom, Sir Trefor the Corpulent of Leighton in the Bucket, Viscount Mcclef the Portable of Kirkby Overblow.
Cymru, Yr Alban, Iwerddon, Cernyw, Ynys Manau a Lydaw am byth! Yng Nghiltiau Ynghyd!
(Wales, Scotland, Ireland, Cornwall, Isle of Man and Brittany forever - united in the Kilts!)[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B]
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21st March 09, 11:48 AM
#17
Originally Posted by Riverkilt
One can also go into a stall and sit normally. If men have the right to wear kilts then we also have the right to relieve ourselves sitting down if we chose. Even if its only #1. I've paid a lot of money for my kilts...like to protect them from splatter.
Ron
I'm with Ron on this topic. I prefer the privacy when kilted, too.
"Touch not the cat bot a glove."
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21st March 09, 02:37 PM
#18
Aim for the water, not the porcelain.
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21st March 09, 03:22 PM
#19
Many moons ago while in the Marine Corps I had an incident of backsplash while wearing Class B uniform. You know, the one that is light Khaki color.
Now, you all know how particular Marines are about their uniforms so I spent 5 mins. washing the front of my trousers at the sink and another 20 mins letting them dry before going out of the Men's Room.
From that day on I have sat down whenever possible and every time I am wearing a uniform, good clothes or The Kilt.
I too have found that sitting facing the tank is very handy. You don't have to worry about a pleat falling in.
I have also started to wipe. I'm not ruining a good Wool Kilt just because I'm too lazy to take a moment with a piece of paper.
It's just a matter of not being lazy and caring for your clothes.
Steve Ashton
www.freedomkilts.com
Skype (webcam enabled) thewizardofbc
I wear the kilt because: Swish + Swagger = Swoon.
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21st March 09, 03:40 PM
#20
I have recently see in a few public places a waterless urinal that has an imprint of a little bee. It is actually a "target" that once hit will minimize any backsplash.
I havent tried it with a kilt yet but did seem to work well in jeans.
Here is one...
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