Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
Reminds me. Once heard that in the restrooms of English trains there were unpunctuated signs that could be read either as a statement or a command.

"Gentlemen lift the lid"
In college our common floor dorm toilet had a sign handwritten over the urinal stating " PLEASE STAND CLOSER----it really isn't as long as you think, and the next guy might be barefoot." The only graffiti in the bathroom that the janitors never painted over in the two years I lived there.