Women and kilts

**The Barry** · 25th March 09, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

Well, let's see... My wife and I were at a buffet restaurant, and I was at the line holding my tray, trying to decide what I wanted. I felt what seemed like talons go up my kilt and grab my rear end. I dropped my tray- in pain- and turnded around to see a woman who looked to be in her 90's scurrying away with her walker. I just stood in rapt horror... So there you go- my favorite to date.

Wow.. Just... Wow... I don't even know what to say, maybe the best kilt-check story ever!

**meinfs** · 25th March 09, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by The Barry

Wow.. Just... Wow... I don't even know what to say, maybe the best kilt-check story ever!

LOL -- that wasn't a kilt check, it was a KILT-GRAB!

**Nighthawk** · 25th March 09, 03:39 PM

I got more of a reaction from that story than I thought I would!

**Macman** · 25th March 09, 04:08 PM

Okay, this resurrection must be a record - this thread is over five years old! I'll agree the topic will never go away, though!

**Tribal** · 25th March 09, 04:59 PM

At Shamrockfest a few weeks ago, my friends (two girls and a guy) and I were walking out, me a few paces ahead of them for whatever reason, and I became acutely aware of a presence.

You see, a cute presence (smelling strongly of Bud Light) had walked up and for about five seconds had been holding up the back of my kilt about a foot above my waist. I was kind of stunned and just kept walking, as the two girls I was with loudly started saying how inappropriate the random girl was.

Unfortunately for the random girl, it was really cold that day (and the coin had come up tails that morning) so all she saw were my long shanks and some boxer briefs.