Quote Originally Posted by Nighthawk View Post
Well, let's see... My wife and I were at a buffet restaurant, and I was at the line holding my tray, trying to decide what I wanted. I felt what seemed like talons go up my kilt and grab my rear end. I dropped my tray- in pain- and turnded around to see a woman who looked to be in her 90's scurrying away with her walker. I just stood in rapt horror... So there you go- my favorite to date.


Was It Madonna or Cher?