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    Quote Originally Posted by pdcorlis View Post
    No more kilts for me ladies and gents - I am sick and tired of the astronomical costs, the endless countless pointless accessories, the waves of public ridicule, and my complete inability to afford an real honest to gosh 20 yard Cashmere quadruple box pleated kilt sewn by an ancient highland pictish monk using the finest thread from Jason's golden fleece!!!!!!

    No sir-eee, no more kilts for me, I'm going back to trousers. Give me those long skinny tubes designed for boobs than bind and twist at my fiddily bits until I can sing castrato.

    Let me blend in with the sheep and forget the swish, swirl, and sweep of tartan pleats on parade. I'll wear my baseball cap backwards, pull on my white gym socks,and totally disappear from view. No more cabers or dirks or chanters for me - and oh how happy I will be just to copying the fashions from M - T - V!




    Happy April 1st.
    Whew....I thought I was going to have to send out a search and rescue mission, to shock you back to coherance.
    "I have slipped the surly bonds of earth
    And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings."
    From High Flight, a poem by
    Pilot Officer Gillespie Magee
    412 Squadron, RCAF

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    Aye, I had forgotten the Fool's Day and read through your post thinking ....what a shame....a damn shame!! And then I saw the finale'. Ya got me, too.

    Malcolm

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    Puffer

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    No sir-eee, no more kilts for me, I'm going back to trousers. Give me those long skinny tubes designed for boobs than bind and twist at my fiddily bits until I can sing castrato.

    Remember choir practice is on today at 7:00 PM. With the leg tubes on from the morning you should be in good voice by the evening.

    A merry fools day to every one,
    "A man's got to have a code, a creed to live by, no matter what his job." John Wayne

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    I have to admit.. I loved that one too!

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    "This cannot be" I thought.. then I remembered today's date. Good one

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    My sincere thanks to the mod squad for allowing this ludicrous post stand for the day.

    Rest assured I remain most decidedly - kilted.

    Cheers!

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    I'd forgotten about today . . and was a little concerned for you. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Hahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by pdcorlis View Post
    My sincere thanks to the mod squad for allowing this ludicrous post stand for the day.
    Hehe...that was fun! Couldn't help but add gas to the fireith:
    A good APRIL FOOLS to ya, sir.
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    "Don't skirt the issue, call it for what it is""

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    And to you as well - oh yes - thanks for the BTUs!

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