Aye, I know there are dark tartans...I even own a grey and black kilt...but what do you do if you're name is McLeod? Or your only...or 'best'...kilt is an IOS?

BTW, you do look suitably dressed McMurdo...

PS...kind of on a side note but just as importantly...is A funeral a formal event? a semi-formal event or as McMurdo indicates basically daywear?