Pipers in flat caps!

[Jock Scot]

OK Jock,say absolutely nothing! Not one word! Don't even think about it! Take a deep breath! Think about pretty ladies,salmon,grouse,deer,gin,port,whisky,brandy,t he new camera,ballistics,the children,pheasants,the troubles of the world ,anything, even the mods., but not those -----------------------------------------------------AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Jack Daw]

ok jock,say absolutely nothing! Not one word! Don't even think about it! Take a deep breath! Think about pretty ladies,salmon,grouse,deer,gin,port,whisky,brandy,t he new camera,ballistics,the children,pheasants,the troubles of the world ,anything, even the mods., but not those -----------------------------------------------------aaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhh!!!!!

We are..We are..We are..We are the mods!!

[Rob Wright]

OK Jock,say absolutely nothing! Not one word! Don't even think about it! Take a deep breath! Think about pretty ladies,salmon,grouse,deer,gin,port,whisky,brandy,t he new camera,ballistics,the children,pheasants,the troubles of the world ,anything, even the mods., but not those -----------------------------------------------------AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

You sir need a gin & tonic. Bring you back to civilization.

Rob