Why all the negative comments on Flat Caps?

[davedove]

It is certainly a difficult task Alan to have to be constantly holding back and concealing all my innate machismo behind a facade of tweedy bookishness. But it was simply too hard to go through life with people overcome with passion throwing themselves at me all the time.

Heh. You think you've got problems? I have to limit my kilt wearing because of my overwhelming animal magnitisim

I may have to raise the hems on my kilts; it's getting a little deep in here.

Fortunately I'm a big guy and there's enough of me to go around.

[piperdbh]

At least Jamie has that hat that Jock's so fond of to help conceal some of his mojo. The rest of us are just out of luck.

[Panache]

I may have to raise the hems on my kilts; it's getting a little deep in here.

Fortunately I'm a big guy and there's enough of me to go around.

Easy for you to say Dave, as you are in touch with your inner Latin Lover and have been known to woo ladies on the dance floor as you tango with a rose clenched between your teeth.

I tried that once but it just didn't work

Maybe I should have used a thorn-less rose?

Cheers

Jamie

[Monkey@Arms]

I may have to raise the hems on my kilts; it's getting a little deep in here.

Fortunately I'm a big guy and there's enough of me to go around.

Well, you know what they say . . . if you wear your kilt hem below your knees, you're a damn liar.








(or built like M@A)

Best regards,

Jake

P.S. I've never understood this smilie :blue_ban: