Your Best Senior Moment

**funlvnman** · 12th April 09, 10:32 PM

Today, Easter Sunday, I went to a buffet with some friends to enjoy each others company. I was wearing my UK Black Mocker. During brunch I went to the dessert bar. Standing at the bar trying to decide what to get, I distinctly heard the voice of a young boy ask me "where did you get that skirt". I turned around thinking I had the perfect opportunity to educate a young boy about the joys of wearing a kilt. I said to the young boy, "What?"

He said, "where did you get that dessert?" Sheepishly, I pointed to where I got my peach cobbler and moved along.

Sheesh it sucks getting older!

**The Barry** · 12th April 09, 11:35 PM

I guess that it's true what they say about hearing what you want to hear!

**Bigkahuna** · 13th April 09, 01:52 AM

Three mature gentlemen are walking down the street. The first one says " it certainly is windy today". The middle chap says" No it isn't it's Thursday". The man on the otherside responds "I am too. Lets go get a beer".

**JolyStNicholas** · 13th April 09, 03:58 AM

Gee! With some of "US" older Gentlemen::Hearing is the first thing that goes!

**PiobBear** · 13th April 09, 04:51 AM

Not my best, but my most recent:

After piping a very fancy garden wedding and reception late Saturday evening, a long way from home, I approach a parking valet (they had four; waiters and other attendants more numerous to count), and advised that if a very irate wife should pull up in the next hour or so looking for the dimwitted fool who's locked his keys in the car...that'd be me.

**Oldhiker** · 13th April 09, 04:48 PM

My best senior moment was so funny, I died rolling on the ground laughing so hard. It started one recent morning, no wait it was early afternoon. On second thought it was morning after all, my wife doesn't know what she is talking about anymore. sheesh....She is driving me Nutzzz!! @#^%$@#$

Ut -ohh!

Oh boy, I will have to get back to you later, I forgot what I was going to tell you.

sorry guys

**vmac3205** · 13th April 09, 06:46 PM

Actually, propert nouns are the first to go. Now what was that word I was trying to remember?

**shanetown** · 13th April 09, 07:24 PM

I don't know if this qualifies as a "senior moment", or just kilt wearing habit getting the better of me, but the other day as I was sitting down to lunch, I pulled up a chair and sat down executing a perfect, textbook pleat sweep.

I was wearing pants.

**Bigkahuna** · 13th April 09, 08:02 PM

What were we talking about????

**sathor** · 13th April 09, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by shanetown

I don't know if this qualifies as a "senior moment", or just kilt wearing habit getting the better of me, but the other day as I was sitting down to lunch, I pulled up a chair and sat down executing a perfect, textbook pleat sweep.

I was wearing pants.

done that. and I havn't hit 30 yet.