Steaming a kilt

[Bugbear]

This is all well and good, but how do you steam a haggis?

(there's a punchline out there somewhere)

Um... With steam?

Anyway, I take my kilts out of the closet once a week, so they get some use,and steam them while inspecting them etc. It would be nice to have one of those monster sized steamers that could steam cook a haggus from four feet away, but the small hand held Steam Buddy does OK... for steaming the kilt that is.