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23rd April 09, 07:08 AM
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Practical Kilt
A friend of mine recently wrote a short article regarding things he believes. It was a good article, but mostly political and not appropriate for this site.
However, he had a bunch of one-liners about things he believes, and I thought this one was great:
Call me a romantic, but I think the kilt is the greatest garment ever invented for ventilation, urination or fornication.
Can't argue with that!
Jim Killman
Writer, Philosopher, Teacher of English and Math, Soldier of Fortune, Bon Vivant, Heart Transplant Recipient, Knight of St. Andrew (among other knighthoods)
Freedom is not free, but the US Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
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23rd April 09, 07:11 AM
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I don't think any lady who reads that will call him a "romantic," but he does have a point. I would suggest that's more practical than romantic.
Airman. Piper. Scholar. - Avatar: MacGregor Tartan
“KILT, n. A costume sometimes worn by Scotchmen in America and Americans in Scotland.” - Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
www.melbournepipesanddrums.com
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23rd April 09, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by george7
...more practical than romantic.
As would be a Scottish garment... but the romantic ain't too far behind!
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23rd April 09, 08:55 AM
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I found his blog. True, a little political but he makes a few good points. I agree that it isn't romantic but does lean to the practical side. Thanks for the quote!
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23rd April 09, 10:02 AM
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23rd April 09, 01:23 PM
#6
Well, you can't blame a guy for rhyming!
The Barry
"Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis;
voca me cum benedictis." -"Dies Irae" (Day of Wrath)
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23rd April 09, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by The Barry
Well, you can't blame a guy for rhyming!
"... unless he makes a habit of it!"
Ken Sallenger - apprentice kiltmaker, journeyman curmudgeon,
gainfully unemployed systems programmer
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23rd April 09, 07:55 PM
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A habit's not a Kilt, it doesn't have pleats at the back.
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