I know of a fellow named Sandy
Who with his keyboard is real handy.
He posts quite a lot
On X Marks the Scot,
And in a white tie, he looks dandy!

A fellow named Matt made my kilt.
My silk dandelion won't wilt.
I make my own hose
To go with my clothes
And try to dress "Scotch to the hilt".

Grandfather often is hot,
And so I think I'd rather not
Attend it this year,
But please have no fear,
Gatlinburg will hit the spot!