The XMTS Limmericks Thread

[MacMillan of Rathdown]

I'm really most quite out of breath,
From watching poor Banquo's death.
The king's dagger did plunge
Through his heart and his lung,
It's my favorite part of The Scottish Play!

(If you are an actor, it rhymes...)

[kiltedsawyer]

Ah yes, the Scottish Play.......well done.

At rhyming I'm really an amateur,
And better at iambic pentameter.
But limericks are fun,
I just can't think of one,
Thing that rhymes with iambic pentameter.

Humbly submitted by,
David

[smaughazard]

OK, I'll play…

There once was a fellow called Hamish
Who thought suits were all quite the same-ish.
But the kilts he adored,
And collected a horde,
So now he just never looks lame-ish!

[piperdbh]

We all know a fellow named Ron
Who goes around with a kilt on.
The single gals flock,
And giggle, "You rock!"
And now he's the Desert Don Juan.