First off

That's ok I wear pants too. Kilts everyday are not practical for me. But that's ok. It doesn't make us any less important. Do you have any friends who are fasion design majors or involved in drama or theatre? If so, give them a copy of the x-kilt instructions and for the price of some material, you might get a kilt. You might have to model it for the fasion designer or voluteer some time on the next drama production. But hey, it'll be worth it.