Quote Originally Posted by JolyStNicholas View Post
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started.....
About half the time I ask my dad how he's doing he'll say, "Oh, not so good." and then he repeats that one and replaces the phrase "my wife" with "your mother".

And it's still funny.