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Took the groom and groomsmen golfing the morning after the drunken debauchery of a bachelors party (and the day of his wedding), and on the second green one of the groomsmen, a close friend of mine still suffering the ill effects of the previous nights refreshments, notice a giant (about 6-8 inch) set of hoof marks gouged across the green, and commented "Are those deer tracks?" Barely 3 seconds later a small herd of cattle came bellowing out of the woods nearby, driving us off the green to the safety of our golf carts, followed shortly thereafter by a couple farmhands, the cattle having broken through thier fence and entered the golf property sometime during the night, and we being the first group out on the course that morning (probably the other reason for feeling the ill effects of the night before). It became a standing joke every time we were golfing after that and saw cattle in the next pasture to razz my buddy by asking to him to keep an eye out for any rogue "deer" while we each made our next shot.
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Uh, this thread as strayed off of the original topic - how wonderful I am - too nomadic cows? It's getting waaay to political here, don't make me shut this thread down!
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 Originally Posted by ccga3359
Uh, this thread as strayed off of the original topic - how wonderful I am -
OK Grant, I'll try my best 
Wait I think I have something!
There are many terrible things that Grant has had no part of!
The Black Plague
The Great Depression
The extinction of the dodo
The creation of bell bottom jeans
So see, he isn't such a bad guy after all!
Cheers
Jamie :ootd:
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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Originally Posted by Panache
OK Grant, I'll try my best
Wait I think I have something!
There are many terrible things that Grant has had no part of!
The Black Plague
The Great Depression
The extinction of the dodo
The creation of bell bottom jeans
So see, he isn't such a bad guy after all!
Cheers
Jamie :ootd:
You didn't list the Lindbergh baby kidnapping. Meine Gotten, that fiend!
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Originally Posted by Panache
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There are many terrible things that Grant has had no part of!
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The extinction of the dodo
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Are you sure of that? Perhaps he needs to be searched for unusual sporrans?
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
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