Position Of The Sporran Strap Buckle

[The Wizard of BC]

Ron,

I am sorry to inform you but you are in violation of Article 183, section 42, paragraph 9a of "The Articles of Propriety and Regulations Regarding the Wearing of The Kilt" also known as "The Rules".

Representatives of "The Kilt Kops" have been dispatched and should be arriving at your door momentarily.

Please do not attempt to flee or avoid capture. Resistance is futile. We have your entire town monitored by satellite camera. You cannot run, you cannot hide.

We are in control of the horizontal, we are in control of the vertical.

If you do not resist, you will not be harmed. The officers are very nice people and only want to bring to to headquarters. We have a very nice cell for you and a bed where you can lie down while treatment is administered.

[Sir William]

Ron,

I am sorry to inform you but you are in violation of Article 183, section 42, paragraph 9a of "The Articles of Propriety and Regulations Regarding the Wearing of The Kilt" also known as "The Rules".

I'm sorry, but my copy of "The Rules" was damaged when someone errantly sprayed ale all over it while reading it. Could you please quote what Article 183, Section 42, Paragraph 9a says in regards to this situation?

[Sionnach]

Ron,

Representatives of "The Kilt Kops" have been dispatched and should be arriving at your door momentarily.

Well, at least you'll have a few more visitors out your way!

[Jack Daw]

Ron,

I am sorry to inform you but you are in violation of Article 183, section 42, paragraph 9a of "The Articles of Propriety and Regulations Regarding the Wearing of The Kilt" also known as "The Rules".

Representatives of "The Kilt Kops" have been dispatched and should be arriving at your door momentarily.

Please do not attempt to flee or avoid capture. Resistance is futile. We have your entire town monitored by satellite camera. You cannot run, you cannot hide.

We are in control of the horizontal, we are in control of the vertical.

If you do not resist, you will not be harmed. The officers are very nice people and only want to bring to to headquarters. We have a very nice cell for you and a bed where you can lie down while treatment is administered.

My guess is your holding cell is very crowded.