Hose Tops

[The Wizard of BC]

Alan,

Just what the heck are you asking here?????

Big Mikey's Hose Toppers are made to fit Big Mikey!!!!!!

Now, I've seen your calves, and very nice ones they are, but I'm sorry to tell you this but compared to Big Mikey yours are wimpy and sort of girlish.

So just PM Mikey and get a pair.

[Panache]

"wimpy and sort of girlish."

Not exactly the standard descriptors for Alan!

Cheers

Jamie

[The Wizard of BC]

True James, but look at what I was comparing them too.

It just seemed strange that Alan would ask about large Toppers from Mikey.

I just stretched out the three pair of Mikey's Toppers I have here in the shop and they will almost go around a beer keg.

I'm sorry but Alan just doesn't come close to maxing out a Pair of Big Mikey Hose Toppers.

So I'm afraid I will have to stand by my description.

[Alan H]

Well, you know, I didn't want to come off as being hyper-critical of Big Mikey's handwork...

You know, since Big Mikey is such a tiny, quiet, shy little thing...I didn't want to hurt his feelings, or anything.

[Alan H]

Alan,

Just what the heck are you asking here?????

Big Mikey's Hose Toppers are made to fit Big Mikey!!!!!!

Now, I've seen your calves, and very nice ones they are, but I'm sorry to tell you this but compared to Big Mikey yours are wimpy and sort of girlish.

So just PM Mikey and get a pair.

All righty, then!!! Ye makes a guid point, there lad!