Let the Pun begin!

[Spc. Scott]

As the shoe said to the hat, "you go on ahead, I'll follow on foot".

[Galician]

Given the very sad news today about Retro Red, I can't help but think how this thread is a great memorial to him. To Retro Red!

[Swampthing]

A man walks into a psychologists office completely naked.

The doctor takes one look at him and says.....


"I can clearly see you're nuts"

Three friars opened a flower shop.
One day, a lady was shopping at the friar's store, and while she was strolling down an aisle with her toddler, a large plant reached out, grabbed the child, and ate it. The women was quite upset at the loss of her child. However, the friars denied having any sort of plant. Soon the whole town was at their door. They decided to kick the friars out of town. Every person in the town, except for a man named Hugh, gathered outside of the friars shop, wielding pitchforks and torches and demanding that they leave. But the friars said "No. We're not leaving." So the people gave up and went home.

Later, another woman was walking through the friar's shop, looking at plants with her baby, when a plant grabbed her child and ate it. She ran through the streets screaming that a plant had swallowed her baby. The townspeople were outraged, and again gathered outside the floral shop (except for Hugh), wielding pitchforks and torches, and demanding that the friars leave town at once. But the friars said, "No way." and all the people gave up and went home.

A few days later, yet another woman dared to take her child into the floral shop. She held her infant tightly in her arms, but it was no use. A large plant wrestled the child from her arms, and ate it.

When the townspeople heard of this, they were extremely upset. They again gathered outside the friar's store (except for Hugh), yelling and threatening bodily harm to the friars if they didn't leave town. But the friars said, "We're staying." So, the citizens gave up and began to go home. Just then, Hugh showed up. He walked up to the friars, and said, "Leave." The friars immediately packed up all their belongings and left that very day, never to be heard from again.






So remember kiddies,
only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

[McClef]

Or as the lady monocle said to the gentleman monocle when he proposed marriage:

"What? and have us make a spectacle of ourselves?"

[Ozark Ridge Rider]

The local constabulary has had quite a summer busting pot growers. They finally got all the evidence processed and needed a way to get rid of it. It was decided to take it to a safe place and burn it.

Unfortunately, it is nearing fall migration time and a flock of common terns flew into the smoke, became confused, and started circling. This caused quite a row, and the Audubon Society got involved. But it was too late,










There was not one tern unstoned!

[Oldhiker]

for Retro Red

seems appropriate on his journey

What that up the road? Ahead?


I hope he smiled at this one

[DryFly]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?................ U nique up on him.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?................ The tame way.

[piperdbh]

Why do Eskimos was their clothes in Tide?

It's too cold out-tide.

[Big Mikey]

If an eskimo sits on the ice too long does he get polaroids?

[Galician]

So remember kiddies,
only Hugh can prevent florist friars.