Are you authentic?

**ziggy** · 22nd August 09, 05:13 AM

We should almost get a list of the Top 10 answers to "The Question" going. If sucha thing thing doesn't already exist.

**MacKee** · 22nd August 09, 10:17 AM

There are quite a few 'kilt checkers' at TRF here in the Houston area. They ask with thier hands...if ya know what I mean

**Zardoz** · 22nd August 09, 10:19 AM

Yeah, guys that say they never get checked must never go to the renfaire!

**Zardoz** · 22nd August 09, 10:32 AM

Some of my fave "what is worn under your kilt?" answers...

1. Shoes and socks.
2. Nothing is worn under my kilt, everything is in working order!
3. Same as yours, only bigger.
4. Lipstick, two shades on a good day!
5. Are you sure you want me to answer that question?
6. Nothing more than what nature graced me with.
7. How warm are your hands?
8. Your stimulus package.
9. The usual.
10. Good girls ask, bad girls find out for themselves.
11. The Irish Air Force.... two hangers and a night fighter.

Up to you to figure when and where to use them!