Any negative comments will be outweighed twice over by interest from the girls.

Think up a few snappy answers to "the question", mine is usually, "why do you think it comes down to my knees!"

There will always be a few smart a"" comments flung at you, there's no way to stop them. I've just always gone, "yeah, yeah, whatever" or something similar.

After a few days, when you've got a group of girls on your tail, the numbskulls will suddenly want to become your new best friend, mark my words!

Slainte

Bruce