Slip o' the tongue

[george7]

WHen addressing why a cap at all, I said, "Some of us are phallically challenged."

I've always had a suspicion that there was more to flat caps.

My mom used to be a substitute teacher at my high school. She subbed for a Biology class one day and mispronounced Organism. NEVER LET YOUR MOM SUB FOR BIOLOGY. One of the students went to the nurse for falling out of his chair and hitting his head.