whispered to avoid troubling mate

[bigdad1]

Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffett eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her and said
What's in the bowl babe

[kevinkinney]

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so her fatal heart attack
Was hardly unforeseen.

Anon.