Grant's alleged kilt lift

[Frank McGrath]

Does it count as a kilt lift when a dog sticks his nose under the apron and then wets on the floor? Happened to me at Thanksgiving dinner at my wife's cousin's house.

[Oldhiker]

How could a cold wind compare to a warm hand of a kilt lift.... pashaww!

[walkerk]

Wind gusts do not count!

[Hamish]

I voted but didn't post. Where is the crime in that? Just because I could not think of anything witty, really witty, to say....................

Off on a tangent: how can you tell who has voted and who has not? I see no facility for that.

Take care, especially when the wind is blowing,
Ham.

[NewGuise]

Being an English prof, I feel obliged to note the typo in the second option. It is unclear whether we are describing Grant as "desperate" (that is, without hope of a real kilt check) or "disparate" (essentially different from those who actually get kilt-checked), but the option remains valid either way.

[ccga3359]

Yes, it bloody well counts! As such I did vote thusly. I was the second to vote yes so there is someone else who believes that it counts, and rightly so.


Jock, you should have said:
Well, at least no one is admitting to even being in the same province as GRANT" not state! We share the same Queen.

Hamish, the OP can set up a poll can be set up to show how each person voted or not. Kiltedsawyer set it up so that those who voted against it counting would not be publicly shamed by there lack of truly appreciating a genuine kilt lift which I obviously endured last night. Thank you very much.

[sathor]

I saw if the gods (or whatever you worship) wants to take a look, than it counts, and you have to accept it. because denying the gods tends to be a bad thing.

[Jock Scot]

Yes, it bloody well counts! As such I did vote thusly. I was the second to vote yes so there is someone else who believes that it counts, and rightly so.


Jock, you should have said:
Well, at least no one is admitting to even being in the same province as GRANT" not state! We share the same Queen.

Hamish, the OP can set up a poll can be set up to show how each person voted or not. Kiltedsawyer set it up so that those who voted against it counting would not be publicly shamed by there lack of truly appreciating a genuine kilt lift which I obviously endured last night. Thank you very much.

You are of course quite correct, dammit and I stand corrected.

[ccga3359]

You are of course quite correct, dammit and I stand corrected.

And by me! The one with a legitimate kilt lift under his kilt belt .

[Ozark Ridge Rider]

Does it count as a kilt lift when a dog sticks his nose under the apron and then wets on the floor? Happened to me at Thanksgiving dinner at my wife's cousin's house.

Sounds like some here (probably a small minority) would count it. That minority seems to be pretty flexible in their criteria.