Quote Originally Posted by KiltedCodeWarrior View Post
Yes there are ways, and usually you can find willing helpers at the local pub...
If you have trouble down your way, come west, Grant. I have a pub for you, just down the avenue. If I can get kilt checked, so can you...

[But I could also recommend a couple of places in Toronto if you're 1) really desperate and 2) willing to brave it without a chaperone. Just leave the rubber chicken sporran at home, for its own good.]