Quote Originally Posted by ccga3359 View Post
IT STILL COUNTS THOUGH!!!

Right?
Well ...

Quote Originally Posted by robthehiker View Post
Yes Grant. For you we'll count it.
But if we count it for you, it counts for everyone else. Fair's fair, you know.

Quote Originally Posted by BEEDEE View Post
For a kilt lift to be a true kilt lift there has to be a second person (in human form) involved. Dogs and wind don't meet the necessary criteria.
Actually, checks by dogs belong in the category "(un)fortunate kilted encounters with animals." Included, but not limited to, nosings by dogs, clawings by cats, nips by horses, goosings by geese, and buttings by goats. And if any of these are witnessed by people (or some reasonable facsimile thereof), then we reclassify the incident as a standard kilt-check, pursuant to meeting the criteria of Section 9(a)(ii)(@).