...oh, for the love of Mike, it's snowing...this is Chicago...it snows here and, as one brave and iconoclastic TV weatherman once said, "If you don't like it, move somewhere where it doesn't snow." (Although according to the news reports this week, I don't know where that would be.)
South Texas, apparently. We get a lot of "snow birds" from Chigaco here. The locals hate them. "Dem yankees talk funny".

There's maybe two inches of snow on the ground and they're closing the schools? What kind of sissies are we breeding in this Great Nation of ours?
For you folks up north that are used to snow, I agree, that's no big deal. Two inches of snow down here would shut down the city. We don't have de-icing equipment, snow chains, snow plows, or any of that stuff. I guess that makes us sissies.