Kilt inspired Skirt (help please!)

[thescot]

What he said.

But on another note: where have you been?

We give you the best . . . weeks of our lives, then you disappear without a word. You don't write, you don't call, we don't even get a stinkin' postcard from you. And then, oh, yeah, when you need help, you expect us to just take you back as if nothing had happened.

And, of course we do. I just hope you've been fine, living life to its fullest, and enjoying yourself.

Did you ever get your husband into a kilt?

P.S. Men's kilts tend to have pretty heavy straps on them. For a girl's skirt, I'm pretty sure you can find something lighter (and cheaper?) at JoAnn's fabrics or somewhere like that.