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[morrison]

A Gentleman, rugged mid-westerner strolled into the posh restaurant. On the way to being seated he took from his overcoat a net filled with flies. He placed the netted flies across the table from himself on the opposite setting. He asked for a Martini and made himself comfortable.

When the waiter came to get his order The Gentleman was quite certain in his menu choices;
Yes, for the appetizer I'll have the
Stuffed Clams - Littleneck clams packed with your House made seafood stuffing.
He continued,
The French Onion - for my soup will do.
Then I want your
Pear Salad - Squid flavored with lime juice, fresh chilis and Thai spices.
As my entre` I want the
Shrimp & Scallop Arrabiata - sautéed with zucchini and Kalamata olives, tossed with crude tomatoes, capers, fresh basil and rigatoni.
For Dessert I want the
Decidedly Decadent Triple Fudge Brownie oven warm with a Dollop of Rocky Road Ice Cream.

With a polite "Thank you sir," the waiter began to wheel about toward the kitchen.

The gent stopped him. "Oh, and bring some **** for my flies."

[Arlen]

That was fantastic!