Quote Originally Posted by Noel Christian Riddell View Post
Typically I answer, "Anyone who needs to know already knows."
Thanks, I'll have to remember that.
When I'm asked, it's always: "Are you wearing underwear?" or some variant. Seems like there isn't as much leeway for creative responses.

The other comment I get is "You're wearing a kilt." I try to reply with something cordial: "Why, yes, I am." or "Thanks for noticing." Then, the person who initiated the conversation clams up. It's as though they only wanted to blurt out the obvious then be left alone. I'm always flummoxed. Personally, I wouldn't say anything at all if I didn't intend to converse for a moment.