I understand full well. I called my brother in law to ask him why he left New Hampshire, (To get away from the snow) for Gainesville, Virginia. I had sent him earlier an email of me in my kilt in a lounge chair in the back garden in Effingham, New Hampshire on green grass. His reply is not suitable for posting here. Add yesterday's little flurry to his misery.
In your post you mentioned to the road where THE snowplow had been. I believe that is the total number owned by the state of Virginia.

Good luck and good health on setting a snowfall record for your area.