Highlanders Discuss Highland Attire

[MacLowlife]

How about this:

A family of seven brothers all have kilts.

One is laird of the manor and spends his days selling souvenirs to tourists.
The next one is estate manager. He deals with tradesmen and shooting outfitters
The next one is a clergyman, but he has started writing a memoir.
The next one is a lawyer in Glasgow.
The next one is a bank manager in the small village where his wife grew up.
The next one is a gamekeeper, working for his mother's cousins
The next one owns a bar. He and the lawyer also have some rental properties in Edinburgh.
The youngest is a musician, a layabout, and a sensitive artiste. He is hoping to find work in the government if his artistic career doesn't work out. He lives with his next older brother's star barmaid. He has also begun work on a screenplay.

When do they wear their kilts?

Oh, and for extra credit, which one always wanted to be a lumberjack?


(Sorry if this duplicates Jock and Redshank a little- they posted as I typed...