Wow! I really thought you were kidding about the negative opinion of the wives. Most of the time my fiance looks forward to my kiltage. I have no idea if "Kiltage" is a word, but it sounds cool to me. The Saint did inform me that I could not wear my leatherneck to the funeral of a fellow Marine. It took me a couple of days to agree with her, then again, I always do.

By the way:
The pedestrian has the right away when crossing the street.
The man has the final say in the house.
Trying to enforce either will get you hurt.