Italian American Tartan

[wildrover]

It was a rather dime-store romance novel attempt at artwork, I have to admit.; though nowhere nearly as bad as this one:

What's up with the droopy kilt?

It shows the six pack. Dunno whether calves or six packs are sexier, I'll ask later, but I know in my case since I no longer possess a set of the latter, that she's going to say "calves".

My g/f has said in the past that kilted bodice-rippers are a great idea. Maybe we can put some ideas together and whip something out for the girls. Up. Out. Drat. Well, it'll all be the same in the end.

DANG.

Well, at any rate, there seems to be a market that I believe we can fill.

There I go again. Hopeless!

[Woodsheal]

My dear departed Mom was 100% Sardinian. Does that count...?

[Antonio]

I might be too fat for a jacket like that, lol

[Bigkahuna]

I think it's the pinky ring that does it.