Ooh - good find lethearen. "One in five people in Britain thinks that haggis, the traditional Scottish dish made from the lung, liver and heart of a sheep, is an animal that roams the Highlands, according to a survey on Friday."

In fairness, given a free choice, I'd probably prefer to believe the second option myself.

On a separate note, I'm pleased I've so far managed to resist the temptation to click on the link to the "Police barred from penis enlargement" story. I'll not deny that it's piqued my interest though.