
Originally Posted by
Ryan Ross
Has someone finally figured out how to wear flashes without a garter? Because if so, I want to know the secret!

. . .
Hey, I've got it.
Thumb tacks! That'll keep the flashes in place, hold up the hose, and avoid the possiblity of constrcting the calves. 
Maybe I should patent this idea! Hmmm. (Let's see, add the I could put a celtic knot on the top, or offer clan crests . . . .)
Jim Killman
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