Now, Nighthawk. There you go again, trying to introduce reason and logic into an unreasonable and illogical situation. Come on, cut it out, you joker you.

We are dealing with unthinking, knee-jerk bureaucrats who will choke on a gnat and swallow a camel. I'll bet if some kid showed up wearing tails, a tee shirt, plaid jeans, and barefooted, no one would have said a word. And I'll bet there a few girls dressed like hookers who couldn't be seen on TV before 9:00 PM.

But a kilt?