Dear CoastFM,

While yachting past the north-west coast of Tasmania last week, I was most disappointed to discover your plan to discontinue your celtic cultural programming. I will certainly discontinue my patronage of the area until this situation has been rectified. Not only did I suffer a personal trauma as a result of your unfortunate decision, but the large orange creatures in your area are in pain as well.

Yours truly,

C.O.N.