Rex and Jock,

I thank you for your knowledge of the rules. I was starting to worry that my Scottish Conservation Re-introduction of the Wild Crofter Sponsor (S.C.R.I.W.C.S.) would not be fully familiar with all of them.

As, just as in the case of the other re-introduced species, it is the responsibility of the landowner to preserve and protect the re-introduced species at their own expense. I was just going to wait for Rex to pack me in a box and then release me in a suitable glen.

I would then set-up a small stone stone croft as a natural habitat. All I would need to do is show myself on occasion and pose for eco-tourist photos.

The rest of the time I can sit around sipping Scotch, fishing for Salmon, and making kilts.

As Bobbie will not be going with me to this life of leisure it would not be long before I would be classified as an endangered species. Rex would have all the funds he needed to provide me with suitable mates to ensure the continuation.