How firmly was your tongue in your cheek when you wrote that, Matt?
When I wore my army kilt, I found that the pouch I wore with it was adequate for most functions (holding my purse, keys, et cetera) but was a dead loss for holding my handkerchief.
Every time I had a damp hankie in the pouch it got a mouldy aroma.
One of the guys in the regiment had a pocket sewn onto the inner apron of his kilt, and ever since then I have wanted a kilt with at least one pocket like that.
He used it to keep a half-jack bottle of whisky, but I would just use it for my hankie.
Overstuffed pockets are something my wife has always complained about when looking at my trousers. At least she ought to appreciate the neater way in which a sporran holds things.
Regards,
Mike
The fear of the Lord is a fountain of life.
[Proverbs 14:27]
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