True Story. A couple of friends and I were in a bar the other night when 3 blondes were toasting each other.
"Ninety Days" and down the hatch.
After watching this for several rounds, I walked up to the ladies and asked what they were toasting. I, of course was kilted. I told them I would buy a round if they told me what they were celebrating.
"We bought a puzzle a couple of months ago, and it only took ninety days to put it together".
I thought to myself hmmmm, ninety days?
Then one said, "On the lid of the box, it said 4 to 6 years"