DamnthePants, I don't know about all this talk of Taliban, or straight razors and clean shaving. But I have to agree with you and others...That is a bush , and it could use a trimming!

If you're not already familiar with it, there is a group on here that is for Kilted and Bearded or Otherwise Moustachioed.

http://www.xmarksthescot.com/forum/groups/kaboom/

I'm not one for manscaping, but I do trim mine regularly. In the end, do what makes you happy. You're the one looking at it in the mirror every day.

p.s. since you mentioned it...keep the hair out of the food!