Today I was walking in to work, kilted up of course. This woman comes bounding down the stairs and rushes over to me. She bellows...

I'll ask him!

....which I think she was saying into her hands-free cell phone....and then breathlessly asks me.

"Hi. I saw the kilt! Do you make xylophones?"

Honest. Seriously. This happened to me, today. In fact there was something like a logical reason, but I have to say that while I've heard the bagpipe question about 46 million times, this one was a new one for me.