OK then - who would WEAR this??

[Irish Jack O'Brian]

Who would wear this?

Someone with many, many hypens in their last name.

Aye, let's make up a story of who would wear this jacket...

You've been invited to your boss's annual Christmas party (and bonus hand-out gala). The invitation requests "Celtic Dress." This is a big deal for a young hedge fund manager. No one wants to repeat Bobby Samuelson's badly-chosen Prince Charlie with white hose fiasco of two years ago. (Bobby moved on)

As fate would have it, your name is Khalid Al-Faisal - Jackie Faisal to the office. But you've not got a lick of celtic in you. Yep, you wear the Orvis Jacket with black slacks and shoes, white shirt with black bow tie, and a white keffiyeh.

When old man Forbes, kilted to the gills, comes through the door following the piper, he does a double take at your get-up. Then he laughs. Everyone laughs. Bonus secured.

It is a coat that could be worn in the right circumstance.