Ah finally...

[Nighthawk]

When I was a little kid, I shot the neighbor in the rump with a bb gun. Does that count?

He was on a latter painting his house, and I was trying to hit a can on a post. He said, "hey! Take it easy."

Now, if I only had a bow and arrow at the time...

The funny part is, a couple of years ago, I was working in my back yard, and a little kid was throwing pebbles over the wall.

One of them hit me, and without thinking, I said, "hay! Take it easy."

It was a very unnerving experience...

I hate it when I catch myself saying things to my kids that my own parents used to say to me...

And on that note, my cousin was here for Thanksgiving, and was kind enough to run his skinny butt up the ladder to help me put up my Christmas lights. I was kind enough to stand at the bottom of the ladder and shoot him in the butt with the staple gun!

[Bugbear]

Next time, Hawk...


Use the crossbow loaded with a cabbage patch doll.

[Nighthawk]

Next time, Hawk...


Use the crossbow loaded with a cabbage patch doll.

I use rubber chickens, actually. I once wrote a book of 101 uses for a rubber chicken. Never did manage to get it published...

[Bugbear]

I use rubber chickens, actually. I once wrote a book of 101 uses for a rubber chicken. Never did manage to get it published...

I know you are dreaming of a pilgrimage to Taos to eat a stack of green chili enchiladas and drink a jar of salsa to honor the gods of belching, Nighthawk.

Perhaps they will smile upon your rubber chicken writing venture...

I've been having to write a booklet of sorts made from several reports I've written on my work all spliced together, with a whole bunch of editing and rewriting. It needs to be in HTML and I have to write all the code including the CSS style sheet. It can get nerve racking making sure all the mark up is correct...