Merry Christmas, Mr. Worf!

**Tobus** · 3rd December 10, 06:12 AM

Performed in the Original Klingon with English Supertitles, and narrative analysis from The Vulcan Institute of Cultural Anthropology.

OK, they suckered me in for a moment. I tried to Google the Vulcan Institute of Cultural Anthropology, naïvely thinking this was an actual organization and wanting to learn more about it.

Now they need to do a Klingon version of The Nutcracker!

**biblemonkey** · 3rd December 10, 06:21 AM

I have to admit, I want to see that. Then again I'm a huge geek. It seems more like Trek going to far than Christmas going to far.

Hugh

**Mikilt** · 3rd December 10, 07:00 AM

Originally Posted by English Bloke

Very good Trefor!!

Agreed! Well played!

**Drac** · 3rd December 10, 07:04 AM

I have to say it would be worth seeing just to say you have.

Originally Posted by Tobus

Now they need to do a Klingon version of The Nutcracker!

Lursa, B'tor and Work in tu-tus!!!!

My eyes! My eyes!

Jim

**Lallans** · 9th December 10, 03:19 PM

Is there no Romulan Christmas Carol? Not even a Vulcan one?

**Whidbey78** · 9th December 10, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by Canuck of NI

Is there no Romulan Christmas Carol? Not even a Vulcan one?

The Romulan version is an adaptation of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. "On Romulus they say, Sub-Commander Selak's heart grew three sizes that day." Dr. Seuss would be spinning in his grave!

The whole thing was too illogical for the Vulcans.

If the Borg put on a show the poster would read "You will be attending. Resistance is futile."

The Ferrengi would sell you forged tickets at an inflated rate.

A founder could do an even better one-man version of it that Sir Patrick Stewart.

I need to stop now or I'll go on all day.

**Bigkahuna** · 11th December 10, 10:33 PM

Be interesting to see how the Dance of The Sugarplum Fairies comes out in Klingoni.

**CDNSushi** · 12th December 10, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Bigkahuna

Be interesting to see how the Dance of The Sugarplum Fairies comes out in Klingoni.

In response to this, I shall recycle one of Canuck's paraprosdokians from another thread.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

**Bigkahuna** · 12th December 10, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

In response to this, I shall recycle one of Canuck's paraprosdokians from another thread.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Ah!! Well said!!