Here's the toast I used last year...similar to rocscotjoe.

Gentlemen please stand........

Together we stand, here in praise
for the women around us and in our days.
Like Robert Burns, he once knew
that we love our lassies though he had more than a few.

When in our arms they bring us untold pleasure,
these are our lassies, for they are a true treasure.
We seek to marry them it is said,
for nothing more than to get them to...wed.

They teach us manners, they teach us style,
for many of us that would take quite a while.
They improve with age while we do not
for that is quite clear, looking at you lot.

For the parcel of rouges I see here tonight,
it is truly amazing our lasses don't take flight
for they put up with our habits and we have all sorts,
such as control of the remote and our preoccupation with sports.

But.....
tonight we stand, here in praise
so join me lads, let your voices raise.
Prepare to toast, fill up your glasses
Join me now, to our bonnie lasses.

To the lasses!!!!!

This seemed to work well. No one chucked anything.