From a scot to a scot

[Lallans]

Canuck, I'm going to chase you down and whack you with a stick. It's murder, sitting here laughing with a cracked rib.

You're killing me!

But I'm enjoying it, a little.

Yes, it is very funny. Yes, I really do have a cracked rib. Hurts less when I just chuckle.

Well if you do chase me down, do it soon while your rib is still cracked. That way I can easily outrun you.