Having been stationed at Ft. Sherman, Panama I can't see how it could be remotely satisfactory.

Then of course there is the obvious of a Whisky in a can.... how to even comment on that!!

Well I'm sure that there is a trailer park somewhere here in American, right by a Wal-mart, where shirtless men with mullet hair dos and girls wearing pajama bottoms for daywear consider it the greatest thing since sliced bread. Truly nectar from the Gods!!