Fake Scots Titles

**Lallans** · 14th February 11, 08:36 AM

Since they actually mean something there, I prefer to leave the British titles alone. However, drawing upon the fact that through the sale of plots sold in science-themed stores in the 1990s I hold deed and title to real estate on both celestial bodies , I style myself as both Emperor Of The Moon* and Grand Lord-Protector of Io!

* in defiance of the pretender, Al Gore.

**auld argonian** · 14th February 11, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by Canuck of NI

Since they actually mean something there, I prefer to leave the British titles alone. However, drawing upon the fact that through the sale of plots sold in science-themed stores in the 1990s I hold deed and title to real estate on both celestial bodies , I style myself as both Emperor Of The Moon* and Grand Lord-Protector of Io!

* in defiance of the pretender, Al Gore.

Well, we all know that Mickey Mouse is the Master of Pluto...

....I've been trying to think of a funny title using "Uranus"....but they're all just too damn easy....

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**Lallans** · 14th February 11, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by auld argonian

Well, we all know that Mickey Mouse is the Master of Pluto...

....I've been trying to think of a funny title using "Uranus"....but they're all just too damn easy....

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Surely one of the dirtiest things ever said on an American children's TV program was when Peewee Herman looked into his magic screen and said "Hey, it's a space ship! Hope it doesn't land on Uranus!" Of course, spoil-sport astronomers insist that it's pronounced "Yoor-unn-uss." But they're the same bunch of bastards that killed Pluto and then wrote a book bragging about it!